WisdomAddict

Wow!

My sincerest apologies to those who have been waiting for my return.  The wait will have been worth it as I have been on sabbatical accruing more wisdom to pass on to the masses.

“Livin’ simple and trying to get by
But honey, prices have shot through the sky
So I fixed up the basement with
What I was a-workin’ with
Stocked it full of jelly jars
And heavy equipment”

Today I had a extraordinary Idea.  I need money you see. There are many things that I simply must have and I have been unable to produce anything of value with which I can barter. Therefore I have decided to enter into the monetary policy business. It’s going to be perfect.  All I need is a computer, a quality laser printer and some high quality ink and paper. With some effort and application of computer technology,  I will  recreate the various security features of United States currency, such as the red and blue security fibers, the security thread, and the watermark.

“We’re in the basement, learning to print
All of it’s hot!
10-20-30 million ready to be spent”

Once I have it printed and dry I can either become the a nightclub king ordering bottleservice till dawn or get the real score pass the bills at a bank. Then I just gotta pass that trash.

“Walk into the bank, try to pass that trash
Teller sees and says “Uh-huh-that’s fresh as grass.”
See the street pass under your feet
In time to buy the latest model get-away Jeep”

My point is this when The govt starts printing money they call it monetary policy. when I print money they call it counterfeit. Somehow I don’t think the judge will be sympathetic to my cause.

Be wise.

“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. “
– Will Rogers