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Swine Flu April 30, 2009

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WASH YOUR HANDS with soap and water for 15 seconds regulary!

Don’t go overboard. and don’t panic. Swine flu is transmitted via direct contact with infected individuals or animals and droplets from people sneezing. Food is not really an issue. Use standard food safety precautions. Cook it well to kill bacteria and viruses and keep it hot or cold to keep new bacteria from growing.

Wash all vegitables well if eating them Raw. For leafy greens you can toss the first layer out.

Remember that Mexico City is a city of 20 million + people and 140 or so have died.

You should worry about driving carefully because that is your worst enemy.

Britain is overreacting probably because they are scared of the possible economic consequences of lost tourism, etc

One of the Wisest April 26, 2009

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Richard Feynmen was an inspiration. He was a teacher at Cal Tech for over 30 years and a recipient of the Nobel Prize for physics for For his contributions to the development of quantum electrodynamics. He also had a job at Los Alamos developing the Nuclear Bomb. Not a bad Life… Here is the Nova special about him.

Barak is the Party king! April 21, 2009

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Something  that the media doesn’t talk about very often is that Barak Obama is a smoker.  Now Don’t mistake me, I am glad because smoking is truly a disgusting, filthy habit. But what if Barak Obama was a Republican who was smoking in the oval office. Something tells me that it doesn’t take  the best and brightest at The Tinker Factory to figure out that it would be a huge scandal. George Bush took a lot of flack for being too healthy.

I couldn’t resist posting these pictures of Barak Obama. I am glad he is investing in Health care for the most unfortunate through his Cigarette and Liquor taxes…

The new James Dean

The new James Dean

Barak

I am Back April 21, 2009

Posted by wisdomaddict in Economics, Finance, Uncategorized.
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Wow!

My sincerest apologies to those who have been waiting for my return.  The wait will have been worth it as I have been on sabbatical accruing more wisdom to pass on to the masses.

“Livin’ simple and trying to get by
But honey, prices have shot through the sky
So I fixed up the basement with
What I was a-workin’ with
Stocked it full of jelly jars
And heavy equipment”

Today I had a extraordinary Idea.  I need money you see. There are many things that I simply must have and I have been unable to produce anything of value with which I can barter. Therefore I have decided to enter into the monetary policy business. It’s going to be perfect.  All I need is a computer, a quality laser printer and some high quality ink and paper. With some effort and application of computer technology,  I will  recreate the various security features of United States currency, such as the red and blue security fibers, the security thread, and the watermark.

“We’re in the basement, learning to print
All of it’s hot!
10-20-30 million ready to be spent”

Once I have it printed and dry I can either become the a nightclub king ordering bottleservice till dawn or get the real score pass the bills at a bank. Then I just gotta pass that trash.

“Walk into the bank, try to pass that trash
Teller sees and says “Uh-huh-that’s fresh as grass.”
See the street pass under your feet
In time to buy the latest model get-away Jeep”

My point is this when The govt starts printing money they call it monetary policy. when I print money they call it counterfeit. Somehow I don’t think the judge will be sympathetic to my cause.

Be wise.

“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. “
– Will Rogers

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